Dmo and I are not so elusive and not so quiet friendsbians since the womb. We go on lady dates often. It usually ends up with wine, me ordering for her and asking the questions she has regarding her meal like a overly protecting spouse. We have a system and it works. Left Coast Kitchen and Cocktails was a first for us. Located on Merrick Rd with cute, dark, candle lit decor and booths. Wait, can we just give booths a shout out. They are intimate, create great acoustics to hear conversations, you can hide in them if you see people you don’t like and you can get drunk and
lounge slump in them pretending like you’re just getting comfy.
We started with wine, obvs. I really liked their Malbec, and Dmo raged on the Sauv Blanc. They give you popcorn with spices and its fucking delicious.
We ordered a Mediterranean sampler. We LOVE Tula Kitchens Med. Sampler so we have to try LCKC’s one. It was good, not Tula’s but preeetty good. THEN THINGS GOT REAL. I ordered a veggie burger (like always) and it was GIGANTIC. Dmo’s Burger was so big that they needed a subway $5 foot long type bun just to contain it. Oh yea and like a lb. of fries EACH. After we took 3 bites of these monsters we were dunzo with life.
THEN THINGS GOT REALLER (calls for a fake word). The waiter basically
threatened our lives forced us to get dessert.
CHURROS, fresh CHURROS with apple cinnamon gelato.
we couldn’t, and we did. Next thing I know I blacked out and woke up at home with sweats on and heart burn. We will go there again.
See I told you!